What better way to celebrate my birthday than by giving you a new story? That’s right strange ones, on July 12th, the day when I came nude and screaming into the world covered in all kinds of disturbing liquids, I’ll be posting the newest short story “Blossom” right here on STRANGITIES.com to commemorate this blessed event. This one is a coming of age tale of a young girl as only could happen in the land of STRANGITIES, so come on back on Monday for your dose of free weirdness.

And don’t forget, you can have your STRANGITIES in meatspace as well! STRANGITIES: Volume I is available for sale now! See the nifty button up there in the right hand corner? Click it! Buy it! Love it!

Also, STRANGITIES: Volume I will also be available on the Amazon Kindle & in its respective bookstore this week! Get those iPhones, iPads, & eInk readers fired up!